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Monday, 7 November 2011

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Donald Trump announced today that Mariah Yeater, the woman claiming to have born Justin Beiber's baby, has joined the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

The Donald said "Wow we have been filming with Mariah Yeater and she is just terrific. You are going to see fireworks on the TV screen when she goes head to head with other celebrities. Just last night her and singer Debbie Boone were slapping each other. Who would have known this Mariah girl could be so devious and coniving."

"This season is the most explosive yet. Our cast of A-List celebrities are our biggest names yet and trust me they WILL bring the drama. They're terrific."

Other announced Celebrities for the next Season of Celebrity Apprentice include: Singer Leo Sayer, Actress Judy Carne, Tom Hank's cousin Robert Singleton, Child Star Rodney Allen Rippy, Rapper Luke Campbell, The dog from Frasier, Actor Donny Most, and 8 women who have appeared in Beauty Pagents owned by Mr. Trump.

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