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Sunday, 6 November 2011

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A photo of Beaver, Oklahoma, which greatly resembles Perugia, Italy. (Photo courtesy of Reba McEntire).

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with TouchRock Films has informed the entertainment media that filming will soon begin on the motion picture Ravioli Again? - The Amanda Knox Story.

The movie which is being filmed on location in Beaver, Oklahoma, due to the fact that it greatly resembles Perugia, Italy stars Miley Cyrus in the lead role of Amanda Knox.

The film's director Tico Scallavini noted that there is a tremendous resemblance between Cyrus and Knox. He noted that they have the same voice, the same hair color, and both even list their favorite breakfast cereal as Kellogg's Special K.

Scallavini also pointed out that both Miley and Amanda share a fondness for lap dances. He did point out that Miley enjoys giving them and Amanda enjoys receiving them.

Kellan Lutz of Twilight fame will be portraying Amanda's boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito. Scallavini noted that he will be downplaying Sollecito's weird addiction to Gummy Bears.

Others appearing in the film are Demi Moore as Carla Bruni Sarkozy, Bob Uecker as Vice-President Joe Biden, Halle Berry as Alicia Keys, and Brett Favre will appear as himself.

The film will be shot in 3D and SMELL-O-VISION. The production company has hired one of Oklahoma's largest catering services Vittles 'R' Us.

BEHIND-THE-SCENES-TIDBIT. Scarlett Johansson was originally offered the role of Amanda Knox but the producers rejected her when she refused to die her blonde hair brown.

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