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Saturday, 5 November 2011

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Ryan Seacrest's yacht, the SS Music Mistress is berthed at Marina Del Rey.

MARINA DEL REY - Demi Lovato dumped Wilmer Valderrama back in June and and now five months later he has waltzed back into her life, or so some say.

Lovato was reportedly seen in a very passionate embrace in Marina Del Rey with the former star of That 70s Show. In fact, Pia Confetti of the El Lay Informer noted that a highly reliable unnamed source had told her that Demi and Wilmer were hugging so tight that together they actually looked like David Crosby.

The unnamed source who would only give out her initials (Y.P.Q.) stated that she could clearly hear Lovato saying "Wilmer I hate the fact that you just saunter back into my life and like some young Valley schoolgirl I take you back."

Valderrama reportedly replied by saying, "Shhhhhh."

According to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight who conducted quite an extensive interview with Demi back in June of this year, one of the reasons for the break up was because Wilmer did not like the song that Demi had recorded with Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus entitled, "I Can Giggle, And Wiggle, And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle."

A close friend of Demi's has stated that lately Lovato has been feeling a little bit depressed since she sees how happy her best friend Selena Gomez is with her boyfriend Justin Bieber.

When Lovato was asked by Miss Confetti about the alleged charges by Marietta Yullyfiggle that Justin had fathered her baby, Demi started laughing and remarked that Justin is way to busy to have sex, plus if and when he does have sex it will be with Mrs. Justin Bieber AKA Selena Gomez.

In other news. Michele Bachmann is flat out denying the rumors that she told one of her ex-campaign workers that she has fantasies about Rick Perry where he rides up on a white horse and saves her from a cattle stampede.

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