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Thursday, 3 November 2011

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A photo of Ashton Kutcher on the beach at Cabo San Lucas. (The photo was taken by Rico Chorizo).

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The producers of Two and A Half Men are thrilled that the viewers have taken to Charlie Sheen's replacement Ashton Kutcher likes sardines to water.

Kutcher who is extremely popular with not only the cast and crew but with the catering service and security guards as well took a few days off and flew down to Mexico where she stayed at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas.

Local newspaperman Polo Del Matador with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News said that he happened to see Ashton sitting in the hotel's Olé Olé Olé Tamale Diner with a blonde who looked very much like his recent gal pal Sarah Leal.

Del Matador said that he followed the couple when they left the diner. He said that the woman was wearing a big pull down sun hat and dark sunglasses and he pointed out that he was about 93 percent sure that the blonde was not Miss Leal.

The couple went down to the beach where they rented an enclosed beach cabana. Del Matador rented the cabana right next to theirs. He said that he could clearly hear what was going on and he is 99.8 percent certain that the couple was definitely doing the horizontal hula or the boom-boomy as the Cabo locals call it.

Del Matador stated that several times during the 'intimate festivities' he clearly heard Kutcher yell out "Yeah, Holly, that's it girl, don't you dare stop you hot, sultry bitch you."

The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News later learned that that Ashton Kutcher while staying at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa had hooked up with an erotically beautiful local swimsuit model and Sarah Leal lookalike named Holly Daiquiri.

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