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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

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CANCUN - Missy Rimshot and Connie Plunge, freshmen coeds at the University of Virginia, promised their mom and dad that they would refrain from drink and promiscuous behavior if they were allowed to join their friends in Cancun over semester break. Just a paranormal college coeds who had no problem lying to their naive parents, right?

WRONG! BAT BREATH!

Unknown to all but themselves, Missy and Connie had been engaging in paranormal sex for some time, but not with each other, as you were probably thinking. As roommates in their starkly efficient dormitory hutch, on Friday evenings they would light up a joint of their favorite plant, turn on the music, and while not inhaling, conjure up spiritual dream boats with large battering rams.

Some would say this was just a paranormal college girls. However, when they met up with Snoop Dogg at The Camel's Breath in Cancun, they instantly bonded with him by relating their conjured-up ephemeral dreamboats.

"Why not," said Snoop, let me film one of these episodes for the record? You might be able to get college credits in your Psychology 101 course."

Stripping down to all but the bare necessities; that being a pair of pasties and a cork, they huffed and puffed with all their might. With clouds of smoke and cameras rolling, they squealed with delight when their dreamboats appeared. But when the film was developed, alas; only the paranormal chicks were visible. For some reason, the cameras could not pick up their dreams.

There are ten million stories in the naked city. This was but one.

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