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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

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This is a photo of Justin Bieber's suitcase shown with the money he was paid to appear on Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber was asked who his favorite Dancing With The Stars celebrity dancer was and he blushed and replied that it would have to be the gorgeously sexy Hope Solo.

Justin said that being from Canada, he has always been a fan of soccer and he has actually seen Hope play several games.

He grinned as he said that if he was not devoted, dedicated, and promised to Selena Gomez that he would ask Hope out to dinner.

Bieber caught himself and said that of course, Selena would also come along.

Justin sang his hit "Never Say Never" and he really wowed the crowd as he showcased his brand new hairdo, along with his brand new purple leather jacket, and his brand new Justin Bieber performing smile.

The shows producers had allowed all of the contestants, musicians, singers, and behind-the-scenes crew to bring their children to the show to cheer like crazed banshees for the Bieber.

After the show the custodian who sweeps up the place said he had never ever seen the audience section floor strewn with so many candy wrappers, gum wrappers, empty root beer plastic bottles, and crayons.

Justin also sang a Christmas song with the group known as Boys II Men who will soon be changing their name to Men II Old Men.

Tom Bergeron said that he had never in his life heard "Jingle Bells" sung as a hip hop rap song. He did say he liked it even though he was only able to make out about 17 of the 4,000 or so words.

Judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman said that he did not care for the song since it was not his cup of tea. Bergeron told Goodman that he has smelled his cup of tea and that it sure does smell like Johnny Walker Red to him.

Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli giggled and told Tom that he had 'busted' the Englishmen who keeps the whiskey bottle hidden underneath the judges table next to his bottle of Geritol and tube of Preparation H.

Tom Bergeron asked Justin where his lovely girlfriend Selena (Gomez) was. He smiled and said that she was home counting his and her money.

BACKSTAGE TIDBIT: Celebrity dancer Ricki Lake stated that her injury involves one of her ribs and not her pubic bone as the supermarket tabloid Just Saying had written in its latest issue.

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