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Monday, 31 October 2011

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Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample over anyone who gets in her way. Is about to release her newest autobiography following on from "Being Jordan" 2004, "A Whole New World" 2006, "Pushed To The Limit" 2008 and "You Only Live Once" 2010.

Her new autobiography as yet untitled (although the title "Why Do You Keep Buying This Crap?" was pitched by a few of the publishing houses) is said to be the most exciting, revealing and brutally honest of them all, unlike the other four which from now on will just be referred to "as a pack of lies". This book will focus on the failed publicity relationship between her and Dane Bow....Peter And....Alex Reid. It promises to give the reader an in depth look into Jordan's soul and give them a complete insight into the mind of one of Britain's most complex and intriguing women.

So much has gone on for Miss Price in the last two years with a failed singing career, marriage (again) and divorce. A woman of unbridled success some might say however as one critic (possibly a close friend) put it "If Katie was a horse she would have been turned into glue a long time ago".

Good news for those of us who have a problem with the written word, the book will be roughly 250 pages long and will only 30 have actual words on. The others will contain pictures (some relevant others not) and drawings of horses.

Although the book promises to be a fulfilling read, one can only expect upon completion of reading the book you would want to lie down on some train tracks.

Details of Katie's sixth autobiography to be released in 2012 will be leaked in the next few months. These will probably include Katie's failed marriage to a radical Islamic faith preacher, her encounter and subsequent escape from alien captors and a live sex change shown exclusively on the Jordan TV channel

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