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Saturday, 29 October 2011

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A photograph of the $1 million that Lindsay Lohan will be paid for appearing naked in Playboy. (Photo by Hugh).

HOLLYWOOD - A very close friend of Lindsay Lohan's has stated that the cash-strapped starlet has been offered and accepted $1 million to bare it all in Hugh's top publication.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, Miss Lohan has run up some tremendous legal bills due to the constant trouble that she continues to get herself into not to mention the vast amounts of money she pays for cases of Johnny Walker Red, Johnny Walker Black, and Seagrams Seven.

De Gallo says that a good estimate as to the amount of Lohan's present legal fees alone are right around the $1 million mark.

He stated that he was given access to Lohan's bank statement by an unnamed source and that she currently has $17,809 in her checking account and $12,913 in her savings account.

De Gallo pointed out that if it was not for the fact that the "Hair Stylist to the Stars" FuFi Fondue had allowed Lindsay to open up a credit account with his Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills that her checking account figure would be a whole lot lower than it actually is.

Fondue, was asked by de Gallo why he treats Lindsay Lohan different than he does other clients such as Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, or Selena Gomez.

The flamboyant FuFi put down his Pomegranate Margarita and replied because Hilton, Swift, and Gomez all have a lot of money whereas Lohan doesn't. He then told de Gallo that it really was none of his business.

De Gallo remarked that he had just asked a simple question and that there was really no need for him to get his diva-like hormones all stirred up in a hissy fit.

Lohan confirmed news reports to de Gallo that she has in fact been approached by Playdude Magazine to do a nude photo layout for which they will pay her the whopping sum of $1 million.

Miss Lohan yelled out ecstatically that she will receive $100,000 on the day of the photo shoot, $400,000 when the particular issue hits the newsstands, and $500,000 to be paid to her on Valentine's Day in 2012.

LiLo, says that she is thrilled at the offer and she signed on the dotted line faster than American Idol Judge Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson can say, "That was pitchy dawg."

Lohan did state that the only two stipulations that she was making was that she wanted to have the world's greatest photographer of naked women Picasso Mandolin shoot the nude layout and that she did not want for her pubic region freckles to be airbrushed out.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Playdude agreed of course and the photo shoot will be a 'full tripictorial' known in the nude magazine business as a 'BAP' Shoot, which stands for Boobs, Ass, and Pus*y.]

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