HOLLYWOOD - Halloween is right around the corner and two of the most popular young celebrities in America today, Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez are throwing what promises to be the biggest Halloween bash in the history of the witch, ghost, and goblin holiday.
Bieber says that he got the idea for the Halloween Costume Jack-O-Lantern Party when he saw Gary "The Space Alien" Busey doing a commercial for The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Restaurant in which he was dressed up as an egg roll.
He immediately called Selena who was outside sunning herself in the backyard with two of her best friends Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus.
All four agreed that the idea of having a Halloween Costume Jack-O-Lantern Party would be fantastic since it falls on a Monday and no one has scheduled a concert or any other type of celebrity function on that date except for Taylor Momsen and she is definitely not invited.
Selena and Justin have decided that they will be dressed up as Morticia and Gomez Addams of the old Addams Family comedy show.
Demi Lovato says that last year she attended a Halloween Costume Party and Weenie Bob at Paris Hilton's house and she went dressed as Sasquatch but added that this year she really wants to go as something that is a lot more freaky and scary and she has opted to go as Joan Rivers.
Miley Cyrus, who says that she has really toned down her act because she does not want to end up like that spoiled little brat of a bitch Lindsay Lohan, said that she has narrowed her Halloween costume and mask choices down to two fuglies; Courtney Love and Sarah Bernhard.
Justin said that he has booked Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz to provide the music and his good friend stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree will serve as the MC.
Selena has contracted the services of one of the top food catering companies on the entire Left Coast, Hors D'oeuvres 'R' Us. They will be providing such delicacies as Chicken Fried Pumpkin Nuggets, Chocolate Covered Pumpkin Seeds, Escargot on Pumpkin Pie, Pumpkin Chunks Sauteed In Coors Light, Pumpkin Pie Enchiladas, and Sushi Smothered in Jack-O-Lantern Guts.
Bieber informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that some of the 300 invited guests include Ashton Kutcher, Brenda Song, Ke$ha, Angus T. Jones, Derek Hough, Eva Longoria, RPattz, K-Stew, and the nation's 'first kiddoes' Malia and Sasha Obama.
In a non-related story. Sarah Palin was recently asked by GOPicky Magazine what she has been doing now that she will not be running in the 2012 GOP presidential race. Palin replied that she just sits around in her Wasilla, Alaska home in her camouflage pajamas and hunting boots and watches old reruns of her reality show 'Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska.'