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Monday, 24 October 2011

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A close up of a very bored LeBron James.

LOS ANGELES - LeBron James has said that he is tired of just sitting around waiting for the powers that be to settle the NBA lockout.

The Miami Heat player who left Cleveland for the bright lights of Miami says that he is tired of everyone thinking that he is the bad guy in the black hat.

James said that he does not own a black hat and added that he does not own a white hat either.

He recently spoke with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Magazine and stated that he has never been more bored in his life.

LeBron confessed that he has had at least a dozen fellow NBA players call him up asking to borrow money. He said that he would tell each one that he was making millions a year and how in the world could he get himself in a situation where he would have to borrow money.

He said that one player told him that it was due to the 'player' in him. He said that he had to keep on maintaining the image of being a ladies man and toss around hundred dollar bills like the effen mofo's growed on trees (growed was his word).

James pointed out that another player who plays for a team out on the Left Coast called him up and asked him if she could co-sign for him because he was wanting to buy a yacht and his credit wasn't exactly all that good due to the fact that he was presently 'unemployed.'

LeBron says that he is really and truly disappointed in how so many of his fellow 'bruthas' just do not seem to know how to manage their money.

He said that he's thinking about talking to Tim Duncan, of the San Antonio Spurs who knows more about computers and the Internet than any other player in the NBA, about starting up an Internet site which he is planning on naming www.howtoeffenmanageyour$$$.bro.

Brisket asked LeBron about the rumor that he had actually called up Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers, who is married to the bubble-butted Khloe Kardashian, about actually appearing on their reality show Khloe and Lamar.

James smiled and said that it was not a rumor and that he is scheduled to shoot an episode within ten days.

He stressed to Mr. Brisket that he is not doing it for the money, but that he is doing it simply to have something to do. He said that he will take the money and put it in his LeBron James Christmas Eve Fantabulously Fabtastic Party Fund.

In a non-related story. Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez are thinking way ahead and revealed that they have already picked out the first name for their baby. Bieber says it will be in honor of his mentor Usher. The names are Ushertin if it's a boy and Usherette if it's a girl.

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