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Sunday, 15 January 2006

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Dr Sanja Gupta breaks it down for Jennifer Aniston

CNN's Dr Sanja Gupta answered Jennifer Aniston's question on air by explaining the miracle of conception via charts, slides, videos and tastefully done 3D models. "First", said Gupta, "First you have these egg cells in the human female ovary. Those egg cells when fertile are susceptible to further fertilization by human male cells that we call sperm."

Gupta then went on to explain to Aniston and his worldwide CNN television audience how, once a male a sperm cell through acrosomatic molecular fusion fertilized a female egg cell the cell itself would then over a period of time slowly develop first into a zygotic embryonic capacitation then eventually into what is known today as a "fetus". After the show Gupta told reporters,

"I think I did a pretty good job explaining that one. Hopefully Mz Aniston got the gist of it. If she didn't I'd be more than happy to explain it to her in person."

Aniston's former husband Brad Pitt reportedly phoned Aniston after learning about her question and told her basically the same story Dr Sanja Gupta told her only in a bit more graphic detail.

Angelina Jolie's father, Jon Voight, still estranged from his daughter says that his daughter is NOT a man-stealing, back-stabbing 2-timing street whore but simply a lost misguided lonely soul crying out for help.

Which apparently Brad Pitt was more than willing to provide to the actress free of charge.

Angelina Jolie, inside sources say is looking forward to the pending bundle of joy while inside sources stalking Pitt say that Pitt is NOT overly elated about the current sequence of events transpiring belly size wise.

The pending baby, a product of 50% Pitt and 50% Jolie will, according to some late night comediennes look like a "cross between Laura Croft and Pitt's Achilles character in the movie, Troy."

"I'll pay money to see that one" Leno told last night's audience adding, "Assuming Jennifer Aniston doesn't slay them all before the baby shower."

Inside sources at FOX News said that Aniston called Dr Gupta to thank him for his detailed explanation but that what she really wanted to know was not HOW it all happened but WHY. Gupta reportedly told Aniston,

"Jennifer I'm no clinical psychologist but let me take a shot. See there are these things call pheromones in the human body that cause physical attraction between members of the opposite sex. Apparently your ex husband, let's call him Mr Pitt and Angelina Jolie were undergoing some sort of bio-chemical .."

Sources say that Aniston is sorry for hanging up on Dr Gupta but .. something was burning on the stove.

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