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Friday, 21 October 2011

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Michael Jackson, alias an alien caught on film moonwalking in the Amazon jungle whistling Billie Jean!

An Alien caught moonwalking in the Amazon rain forest has been identified as Michael Jackson's ghost! The Alien or Michael was "Fred Astair-ing" between mango and banana trees when two British tourists high on the local brew, cachaca, just happened to be passing by.

They recognised the fluent footwork and reverse moonwalk instantly and the Alien was even whistling "Bilie Jean". Happily they caught the whole thing on video and sent it straight to Area 51 for analysing.

The Alien (Michael) after seeing that he was being filmed turned to the hallucinating Brits (too much cachaca does that to you) ripped open his shirt, rubbed his balls and disappeared into a white beaming light that just happened to be hidden amongst the trees, obviously Michael's UFO.

An expert from Area 51 is convinced it was an alien (a fan) who obducted Michael's rests; took over his identity (aliens are clever at that ask the Men in Black) and was searching for Bubbles, Michael's chimp, who just happened to be on holiday in the Amazon jungle searching for bananas.

As for the two Brits, they are now recovering in an indigenous people's village, somewhere upstream from the effects of overdosing on the local brew:

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