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Thursday, 20 October 2011

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ATLANTA - In what has been deemed the most amusing debates in the history of debates, CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper has been given two thumbs up for his performance not only by his colleagues but by his competition.

Even Bill O'Reilly chimed in and said, "Now that is how CNN should do debates. From now on, that's how you do debates!!"

However, in all the high fives and pads on the back taking place, there was one notable hand missing among the congratulation party. The name Wolf Blitzer. Insiders say that Wolf Blitzer seemed extremely agitated all day and would not speak a peep to Anderson.

The intern, who can only speak on the condition of anonymity due to the classified nature of the topic, told us that Wolf Blitzer has been pissed the last month because he wanted to shave his beard off just like Cooper.

Wolf Blitzer was able to control himself most of the day even when the British journalist and entertainer Piers Morgan chimed in and said that Anderson Cooper was a 'better boxing referee than Wolf.'

Viewers are taking bets that Wolf Blitzer would go Charlie Sheen on his executives the next day.

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