Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 24 October 2011

image for Kate Gosselin Reportedly Seen Canoodling With Hank Williams Jr. - Steven Tyler Is Furious!
Licky The Chicky which is the mascot of The Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack.

NASHVILLE - Word that American Idol judge and lead singer with Aerosmith Steven Tyler is absolutely furious has hit the streets of Tinsel Town.

And what exactly has caused Steven "Lips" Tyler to get so bent out of shape? Well according to Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis word got back to Tyler that while he was in Honolulu, Hawaii shopping for some new boa's his girlfriend Kate Gosselin was seen in Nashville in the presense of Hank Williams Jr.

Miss Dakota reported that a highly reliable source who did not wish her name revealed said that she was at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack when she looked over in the next booth and saw Hank Williams Jr. and what looked like Kate Gosselin engaged in some big time canoodling.

The unnamed source which Ryan Seacrest later revealed as being Dixie Belle McRiffraff, 19, one of the restaurant's waitresses, stated that Hank Jr. had just taken a bite out of his order of The Land of Cotton Tater Tots when he reached over and grabbed Gosselin's arm.

He brought her toward him where he planted a great big old country rock kiss on Kate "The Great's" succulent Pennsylvania lips.

After the two separated in the interest of getting some air, Kate, who was wearing a miniskirt that was so tiny that one could visibly see her well-structured biscuit, moved over to Hank's side of the booth.

The two then proceeded to engage in some major canoodling and literally went to town as they say in the delta's of Mississippi and the bayou's of Louisiana.

Kate's boyfriend Steven Tyler reportedly was informed of Kate's alleged transgression by a close friend of his, Cornello "Bubba Boy" Riceboro, 47, who works at the Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack as the chief chicken plucker.

Tyler according to Bedroom Pillow talk is not a happy camper and can hardly wait for Kate to fly out to Hollywood so that he can ask her what the hell is going on.

Ryan Seacrest stated on his radio show that his good friend Steven Tyler is so furious that he was actually talking in tongues the other evening as the two had dinner at The Texas Cattle Stampede Steakhouse in Avocado Heights.

Hollywood Vis-a-Vis and Bedroom Pillow Talk will both stay with the Gosselin-Williams-Tyler triangular story and see what the hell exactly develops.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 2?

6 3 23 2

Go to top