CUCAMONGA - The star of the Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Brenda Star was recently spotted at The Bouncing Baby Store For Celebrities in Cucamonga looking at baby rattles, baby pacifiers, and baby bloomers not to be confused with baby boomers.
The 23-year-old Disney starlet, who was wearing a green I Hate Herman Cain And His Pizza T-Shirt, recently became engaged to the older brother of Miley Cyrus, Trace Cyrus who is 22.
Miley was so excited at the announcement, especially since Brenda just happens to be pregnant with Trace's baby, that she sat down and wrote Trace out a check for $6,250.
The former star of the Disney Channel hit show Hannah Montana tweeted that she knew that Trace was going to ask Brenda to marry him especially since they have been doing the horizontal hokey pokey for several months now.
Trace who is the lead singer in a rock band named Ashland HIGH told Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has already written a song about his and Brenda's unborn baby.
The song is titled "Daddy's Got Lots of Tattoos But Baby Won't Be Getting Any Until He or She Is At least Six."
Miss Kettle asked Trace if he and Brenda have picked out any names yet. He put down the quart of Chivas Regal he had been drinking out of and said that if its a boy they'll name him Millard Magic Wand Cyrus and if its a girl they'll name her Millicent Mascara Mayhem Cyrus.
Miley the soon-to-be aunt of Brenda and Trace's baby told a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has already picked out three presents for her upcoming nephew or niece.
The lap dancing singer says that the first gift she picked out was a Harley Davidson motorcycle. The second gift is a $1,000 gift certificate for Pampers Baby Diapers, and the third gift is a Shetland pony named Mr. Giddy Up.
In other news. Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice stated on Meet The Press that Dick Cheney flat out lied when he mentioned in his book that she once asked him to kiss her as the two sat in their bathing suits all alone at 3 a.m. by the White House pool.