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Friday, 14 October 2011

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McCartney now believes he can"buy me love"

Ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has married for the third time to a African Zulu slave, whose name is, apparently, Judy (hey Judy!).

McCartney revealed that he had been dating this nineteen year old waif for a couple of months and was looking forward to happy years of wedded bliss. "I found her on Ebay. Doesn't she look great!" the singer replied to questions about her.

When asked about what ever happened to American heiress Nancy Shevell, whom he had been dating, McCartney said "Well, Nancy just became too fancy and I asked the Lord above for some real love. Wow, I think I've just written my next song!"

The lucky couple are hoping to honeymoon in Johannesburg South Africa and also Tripoli, Libya.

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