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Friday, 14 October 2011

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Pixie Pittfitz, the actress who portrays Maddie the midwife who delivers Edward Cullen and Bella Swan's robotic baby.

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart was recently spotted in The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her hair done.

She was overheard talking to her hairdresser FuFi Fondue, noted hair stylist to the stars, about her recent movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1.

Stewart told Fondue that she loved filming the movie which paid her an unbelievable amount of money. But she added that it was the most taxing experience of her young movie career.

The 21-year-old stated that in the movie her character Bella Swan gives birth to a baby fathered by vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen, who is portrayed by Rob Pattinson.

Initially the couple wanted to adopt a baby, but the adoption agency said that they had done an extensive background check on both Swan and Cullen and they found something there that prevented them from being approved and placed on the adoption list.

In the movie Cullen angrily demands to know what the agency had found that would prevent them from adopting a baby. The adoption agency clerk reportedly tells him that she was not really at liberty to say as the records are confidential but she did state that the reason started with the letter "V" and contained seven letters.

Cullen asks her why in the world the fact that he had visited Vietnam had anything to do with them not being able to adopt a baby.

The clerk said that she was very busy and could not spend anymore time chatting with him as she had adopters who fully met all of the adoption agency's criteria waiting in the waiting room to be matched up with their soon-to-be-children.

Kristen Stewart was interviewed by Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and asked about the rumor that she did not care for the robotic baby that was used in the film.

Stewart rolled her eyes, shook her head, and stuck her finger in her mouth. She told Miss Vox that the production company had manufactured an animatronic baby which she said was the most scary looking thing she had ever seen.

She said that it reminded her of a combination between Chucky, Rosemary's Baby, and Ann Coulter's baby if Coulter had a baby.

Stewart giggled as she said that the first time that her co-star Rob Pattinson saw the baby, he yelled out "And what the hell is this? Hey Allesandro is this some kind of sick friggin joke or what pal?"

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Allesandro refers to the film's director Allesandro Fiafatanelli who last year directed Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, and Sir Paul McCartney In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story." Fiafatanelli also directed Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag earlier this year in "Botox - The Movie."]

The Twilight Saga film also stars Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black, who has a memorable bar scene with a circus clown in which Jacob turns to the clown and tells him that he smells funny.

Also appearing in the movie is Dakota Fanning who stars as Jane. Fanning has a scene in which her character utters the memorable line "Sarah Palin? Wasn't she that hockey mom from the Iceberg state who kissed a pit bull and got lipstick all over its tail?"

SIDENOTE: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is due to have its premier at the El NiƱo Theater on November 18, in Avocado Heights, California, where the robotic baby named Renesmee Carlie Cullen was manufactured.

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