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Saturday, 15 October 2011

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Jessica Simpson hearing Tony Romo explain to the media how he let a 24 point lead slip away and lose the game.

DALLAS - Jessica Simpson was recently spotted in Dallas causing speculation that she may be trying to have a little meeting with her ex-boyfriend Tony "Oops" Romo.

Romo who is married has really been feeling badly lately due to the fact that his quarterbacking performance for the Dallas Cowboys has been way below par.

A close friend of Tony's, who said he did not want his name or initials mentioned, told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis that Romo mentioned to him that he has really been feeling bad about the way he had dumped Jessica two years ago the day before her 29th birthday.

Tony's friend, who Ryan Seacrest positively identified as Drake "The Snake" Strohsinger, 28, stated that Tony feels that part of his horrible football performance is due to the fact that Jessica cast a voodoo type spell on him.

Romo feels that the voodoo spell has jinxed him and he is hoping to get together with her in an effort to have her unbreak the jinx spell.

When Simpson was asked by Miss Dakota if she was sending Tony secret sexting messages she flat out denied it.

She then remarked that just because she is mad as hell at her fiancé Eric Johnson for cancelling their damn wedding plans does not mean that she is going to run into the arms of Tony "Oops" Romo even if he is married to a common woman (Simpson's word).

Hacienda Dakota tried to contact Tony to get his side of the story but his common wife, ah his wife Candace rather, said that he had fallen sound asleep watching a FOX program titled 'The Life of Michele Bachmann.'

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