MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher.
Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken over the personal characteristics, traits, and personality of Charlie Harper who was played by Charlie Sheen.
Although Ashton's Two and A Half Men character is actually named Walden Schmidt it is no secret that Schmidt is actually an extension of Charlie Harper.
Gibraltar Yukon, a reporter with The El Lay Informer, stated that there is something strangely eerie about the set of the hit show that causes actors to act as if they are the greatest playboys in the history of the word.
Charlie Sheen used to toss tons of money at call girls and spend oodles of money on expensive hotel rooms and wine imported directly from France and Italy.
And now Kutcher who is 33, and still married (on paper at least) to Demi Moore is acting just like Sheen aka Harper or Harper aka Sheen (the two are as interchangeable as the words Pepsi and Pepsi Cola).
Yukon has reported that Kutcher's wife of six years, the very patient and much older 48-year-old Demi Moore, whom Ashton calls his "Cougar Mama," has had her fill of her little boy toy husband going around acting like Warren Beatty when he was in his 20s.
Moore has said that the May-December marriage is over. She will now seek to take Ashy to the cleaners and she hopes that he finds true happiness and real ditzyness with his new gal pal Sara Leal, who told reporters that Kutcher told her that he was not married.
He also told her that he will get her a regular starring role on his show, a red, white, and blue Lamborghini Murcielago, a $5,000 savings bond, and tickets to the Rolling Stones concert.
Ashton was asked for a comment and the only thing he would say is that the wants for people to stop referring to him as "The Space Cadet Number 2."
The El Lay Informer will stay with the salaciously salacious story and bring you any further developments like if maybe Sara Leal becomes pregnant since when she and Kutcher did the Mattress Jig it was without the benefit of a 'raincoat.'