LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Channel has just announced that they have signed former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in his very own situation-comedy show titled Arnold Plus 18.
The show will deal with the everyday goings on of a former movie star slash former governor who lives in the ritzy neighborhood of Sherman Oaks and who opens up a home day care center.
Schwarzenegger will portray a character named Arnold Clutterfunk who is recently divorced and whose children are all grown and off on their own.
One of his children, a girl named Hassie, who will be portrayed by Kat Von D, returns home after getting divorced from her husband who is now incarcerated in Sing Sing Prison after he was caught selling counterfeit ice to Alaskan Eskimoes.
It is Hassie who convinces her father to open up a day care center. But the day care center is not your normal everyday run-of-the-mill day care center. This day care center caters to the young children of very rich and extremely famous Hollywood celebrities.
Clutterfunk is also helped in running the day care by his live-in girlfriend-maid Greta Drambuie, played by Roseanne Barr.
Drambuie quickly takes a dislike to Hassie after Hassie demandingly asks her to clean out the birdcage of her two pet cockatoos Mr. and Mrs. Lipschitz.
An inside source who did not want her named revealed, said that in the shows premier a little spoiled brat four-year old daughter of a famous singer will be put in 'time out' time for one hour due to the fact that she called Arnold Clutterfunk about half a dozen expletives which one usually only hears in lumberjack camps up in Oregon.
SIDENOTE: Contrary to rampant rumors there is no chance in hell that Maria Shriver will be appearing on the show in a guest starring role.