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Sunday, 9 October 2011

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Ex-Beatle and devoted "veggie burger" (is he still?) Sir Paul McCartney has just married his third wife after a wild, rather nasty affair with his second and super marriage with Linda, who unfortunately died and left Sir Paul sadly alone despite all of his wealth.

Now he's found a younger piece of rich "crumpet" and the world hopes she will really "Love me do", help him forget "Yesterday" and prove to the world that you "Can't buy me love" like his second one proved. Sir Paul is pretty certain that his new missus is not just after his money because she's an heiress to a "couple of bob" herself.

There was just one mishap at the wedding though: Nancy owns a fortune made by her dad's trucking company and just as she was about to say yes the "Taxman" entered and said to her "I'm looking through you". Sir Paul countered with an acoustic rendition of "Help". They then rushed out of the London register office singing "Hello goodbye" and were last seen entering Sir Paul's "Yellow Submarine" heading for the Cayman islands where he has an "Octopus's garden" tax free. It was just like a retro scene out of the Beatles film "A hard days night" and his fans hope that the "Taxman" will now "Let it be"; after all he's suffered enough!

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