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Thursday, 13 October 2011

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Lady Gaga impersonating Kathy Griffin. (Photo taken by Vice-President Joe Biden).

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga was in Brooklyn visiting an old high school friend when she was interviewed by Carolina Chipotle a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk.

Miss Chipotle asked her about the recent rumor that apparently started in Illinois which is about Lady Gaga reportedly fantasizing about having a threesome with Sarah "Loose Moose" Palin and Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann.

Gaga smiled and said that although the thought of a political menage-a-trois does sound somewhat exciting she has to say that she has never really entertained those thoughts; at least not with Palin and Bachmann.

When Chipotle pressed her to explain Lady Gaga simply said that she is not into females who go around saying that people such as Ellen DeGeneres and Clay Aiken can be cured if they take a certain type of medication.

Gaga also remarked that she is certainly not into females who go around shooting the hell out of poor defenseless Christmas reindeer.

The famous singer did say tongue-in-cheek that she would however be open to having a menage-a-trois with the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis.

When asked how she felt about a threesome with Madonna and Heidi Montag, Gaga quickly shook her head no and whispered that she is not into cellulite or plastic.

In other news. A spokesperson for 'The Arizona Tea Bag Party Honors Newt Gingrich Appreciation Dinner' said that the $500 a plate dinner has been cancelled due to the fact that 24 hours before the dinner was to take place only 7 tickets had been sold.

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