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Saturday, 8 October 2011

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This Kind Of Filth Shouldn't Be Allowed!

Sources close to Pippa Middleton revealed today that the wondrously rumped one still hasn't responded to an offer of $5 Million from an adult movie producer to appear in a walk-on part in an XXX rated movie.

The Hollywood based producer, who spotted Pippa at this year's Royal wedding was so impressed with the splash made in the world's press by Pippa's shapely bottom, that he offered her $5 Million for a cameo appearance, and he says that the offer still stands.

"Sure it does," he told reporters. "I sent the invite out about six months ago, and she hasn't replied one way or the other, so I can only assume that she's thinking it over."

The producer would neither confirm nor deny that the offer came with the proviso that Pippa shrugs her kit off, but he did explain that it distinctly would not be reliant upon Pippa doing naughty things on camera.

"I wouldn't expect that," he said. "She's a lady."

This article is expected to generate a goodly number of raised eyebrows, disgusted tutting and accusations of rank hypocrisy, as the author has campaigned tirelessly for a cessation of salaciously titled, utterly misleading articles involving celebrities, nudity, adult movies, breast implants and genitaliacentric themes.

Given that X-Factor, football, and upsetting the opposition are distincly off the agenda, there's not much left. Besides, the $5 Million offer is real. Which qualifies it as a news story.

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