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Friday, 7 October 2011

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This is a photo of what Shaunie O'Neal and the rest of the 'Basketball Wives' want to see start dribbling again.

MIAMI - There is a group of ladies who are literally fit to be tied. The gals are stars of the reality TV show Basketball Wives which follows the day-to-day dalliances of the ex-wives and ex-girlfriends of some NBA basketball players.

Shaunie O'Neal, the ex-wife of Shaquille O'Neal talked with Sport Territory's Tango Brisket and let him know that these big, tall, prima donna, diva dudes had better get their friggin act together and resolve this BS matter real quick.

The ex-Mrs. Shaquille O'Neal told Brisket, "Ya know, Mr. Tango, dees dudes had better wake up and smell da wine coz dey is fissin ta lose some damn good jobs dat pays dem all a damn whole lotta bunch of ridiculous money fa juss doin' what dey loves ta do anyways."

Brisket nodded in total agreement. Evelyn Lozada who was once married to Antoine Walker and is now engaged to football player Chad Ocho Cinco chimed in and said that if the round ballers weren't making a living out of playing basketball then what on earth would they be doing.

Shaunie jumped in "I tells ya what dey would be doin' dey would be changin light bulbs at Walmart dats what dey would be doin' uh huh."

"You gots it girlfriend" Evelyn added sternly.

"I agree's totally 90 percent wiff da boff of ya" replied Suzie Ketcham, ex-girlfriend of Michael Olowokandi.

And Royce Reed, the ex-girlfriend of Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard stated that she does not appreciate that just because the players and the owners want to play that damn old 'greedy-greedy' money game that they are having to suffer because now their wonderful show has been put on hold until the physical giants and the mental midgets get their act together.

In the meantime Shaunie says that she will be occupying her time by going shopping at the mall with the tremendous amount of money that she has been paid by the TV producers plus the tremendous settlement that she was able to yank out of her former husband Shaquille "Mr. Whispers" O'Neal.

In other news. The rumor that Vice-President Joe Biden sent Sarah Palin an email saying that now that she will not be running in the GOP presidential race that he sincerely hopes that she keeps her moose hunting ass up in Alaska where it belongs, has not been confirmed as of yet.

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