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Sunday, 8 January 2006

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Austin Resident Mike Judge, voice of King of the Hill's "Hank Hill" was taken into custody and placed under observation after forcing his son "Bobby" to dance naked down 6th street singing Elevation by U2. Judge, also the director and producer of the show creates and records the entire series from his North Austin home then emails the audio to FOX studios who tweak the audio tracks, builds their animations around them then airs the show.

One of Judge's neighbors told Austin reporters,

"Comic genius he is but .. Mike's been acting strangely lately. In fact those Beavis and Butthead characters he created suddenly seem to be all over his front lawn. He's a nice guy though. Only now, he thinks he really IS Hank Hill living in Arlington with his wife Peggy and son Bobby. "

Mike Judge, surprisingly born in Equador not America began his career in 1993 when he approached FOX studios with a raunchy script he knew FOX would love about 2 drugged out low life cartoon characters appropriately named Beavis and Butthead.

Judge really does draw from his real life in creating King of the Hill. His son IS named Bobby and his wife is indeed "Peggy". Only they live in Austin Texas, not Arlington. And they do not have a floppy eared hound named Ladybird but instead a chihuahua named "Pedro" who DOES like the lady pups according to neighbors.

Austin police say that Judge's real life son Bobby, aged 12 was arrested early Thursday morning on Austin's 6th street drag right after the Texas Longhorns defeated USC and began their year long wild drunken victory party/orgy YAAAAAAAAAA fest !!

"Bobby Judge was butt naked, crying yet singing the lyrics to that U2 song .. Elevation I think it is. On the way to the station we discovered who he really was. He said his dad made him do it so we paid a visit to the Judge residence."

Austin police arrived at the Judge home about 2 AM Longhorn Celebration time and found Judge on the front lawn going

"Hey man dat dang ole (mumble mumble) bus them ole .. bus's they'll (mumble mumble) RUN you .. (mumble) OVER if you let em (mumble) (mumble) (mumble) you gotta beer?"

Mike Judge creative genius that he is also does the voice of King of the Hill's Boomhauer character.

Ausitn Officer Lynn Reeves said she asked Judge to put down the water hose and NOT spray down her and her fellow officers but he refused so they had to cuff him, take him in.

Judge, according to Austin's KVUE is resting well and looking forward to visiting his friend Boomhauer who in Judge's mind was mowed down by a renegade Arlington bus .. just as soon as Judge finds out what room in the asylum Boomhauer's is in.

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