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Wednesday, 5 October 2011

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A photo of Hank Williams Jr., that was taken on Friday the 13th in September of 1991.

NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., has hollered out "Are You Ready For Some Football?" on The Monday Night Football Show for the past 20 years, but this past Monday night the old country boy didn't.

ESPN pulled him off the show after Hank Jr., had earlier referred to President Obama as Hitler.

The son of the great Hank Williams tried to do a little crawfishing (backpedaling') by saying that he was really comparing the Speaker of the House John Boehner to Hitler and not President Obama.

Williams told Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine that anyone can see that Barry Obama looks nothing at all like that Adolf Hitler fella since Obama is black.

Hank Jr., took a sip out of his bottle of Southern Comfort and said that if one takes a damn good close look at Boehner, and you put a little jive ass moustache on the fella, that one can clearly see that he is the spitting image of the furrier.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I am sure that Junior meant to say fuhrer.]

The country singer's manager Tucker "Chawbacon" Bookerbaum immediately tried to do some damage control by saying that good old boy Hank was taking meds for a uvula infection that had flared up after he had eaten an order of Jalapeno Nachos at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Nashville.

Bookerbaum also remarked that he wanted everyone to know that if anyone got offended by Williams' remarks that it was not really Hank Jr's., fault that they were all a bunch of oversensitive sensitive liberals.

Tucky, as his maternal grandmother Beulah Beth Fryquist, 91, calls him, said that he did suggest to Williams that he look into getting into an Anger Management Program as soon as possible.

Williams took two sips from his bottle of Southern Comfort and yelled out, "Hell no, I won't go!"

Bookerbaum says that in the nine years that he has known Hank Jr., that he knows better than to try to get him to do something that the old crazy ass country boy just does not want to do.

He still recalls that time seven years ago back in Pensacola, Florida, when he tried to get him to put on a white shirt and tie for a GOP political dinner and Hank got so mad that he took a 12 gauge shotgun and shot three of the tires on his concert tour bus.

In other news. Nicaragua has canceled their planned invasion of Belgium due to the unforeseen bullet shortage.

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