Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Diet, Michael Moore

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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Its you again, Alan. How many times do I have to tell you, you are still banned....

One of the enemies of the Right Wing Republic of American Politics, Michael Moore has changed his name to Michael Less, following a recent weight loss programme.

Moore, who challenged American Gun Laws, as well as a number of other important American beliefs in his time lost nearly 6 stone on a diet of Soup, Celery, and bile and vitriol, provided by his own anger at how things were.

'You never see a Fat angry person' said a spokesman. 'Michael just got more and more angry until it had a definite effect on his body shape'.

A Diet spokesman said: 'It seems to work,but I don't think it healthy to carry that amount of anger around with you, although the way things are going, we are going to become a far angrier world with absolutely no need for big clothes, and that makes me angry'

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