One of the enemies of the Right Wing Republic of American Politics, Michael Moore has changed his name to Michael Less, following a recent weight loss programme.
Moore, who challenged American Gun Laws, as well as a number of other important American beliefs in his time lost nearly 6 stone on a diet of Soup, Celery, and bile and vitriol, provided by his own anger at how things were.
'You never see a Fat angry person' said a spokesman. 'Michael just got more and more angry until it had a definite effect on his body shape'.
A Diet spokesman said: 'It seems to work,but I don't think it healthy to carry that amount of anger around with you, although the way things are going, we are going to become a far angrier world with absolutely no need for big clothes, and that makes me angry'