Written by Big Stu

Print this
Topics: Cats, James Bond

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

image for Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?
Tiddles takes a break from negotiations and takes questions from fans

Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday.

Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, currently plays suave superspy Juan Carlos in the Bolivian spy series Los Playboy del Catos, the English version of which will be shown on BBC 3 in November.

If contract negotiations prove successful, it is hoped that the new film, "You Only Say Meow Once" will start filming some time next year and become a regular feature of every Bank Holiday television schedule for the next forty years.

Make Big Stu's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 5?

3 25 11 14

Go to top