Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: Ashton Kutcher

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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Sara Leal shown sunbathing at the home of an unidentified girlfriend.

MALIBU BEACH - The word on the streets of Tinsel Town is that the six year marriage between Demi Moore and her boy toy Ashton Kutcher appears to be on the proverbial rocks.

Kutcher, who is 15 years younger than his wife, has been known to have an eye for the younger starlets who are drawn to Ashton like moths to a flame.

Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight pointed out that in the past Kutcher has been linked to some much younger nubile maidens such as Brittney Jones, alias "The Bowling Alley Babe."

Ashton, who a close friend said has grown tired of his May-December marriage has also been linked to other young, erotically sexy looking ingénues including Catalina "Booty" Ballbright, 24, Baylee "The Rack" Wheatmaker, 21, and Alexa "Muffin" Lunachick, 26.

And now according to 3T the latest in the long line of lovely, lilting, lascivious, ladies is 23-year-old Sara Leal.

Leal and Kutcher were reportedly spotted at Malibu Beach where the two were taking in some sun on the beach and some tongue on the side.

An unnamed Malibu Beach resident said that he watched the two from his $3.7 million beach house for about 20 minutes and he noted that he had never seen a guy touch a girl's tata's so many times in such a small amount of time.

3T tried to contact Demi Moore to get a comment but her assistant stated that Miss Moore was in Dallas shopping for shoes, skirts, and a shotgun.

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