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Monday, 3 October 2011

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A pair of baby shoes that Taylor sewed for the baby of one of her most dedicated fans. (Photo by Zac Efron).

MILWAUKEE - Taylor Swift performed before a sold-out crowd at The Beer Suds Stadium on the final show of her 2011 Taylor Swift's Land of The Free Refills Concert Tour.

And sitting on the very front row in the center was none other than the guy of her dreams Zac Efron who cheered Tay Tay's every song.

Several concert goers said that they could actually see Efron singing along with all of Taylor's songs. They said that he really got into it when she performed a new song that she had just written about her and Zac titled, "Me and My Guy Have Done All The Latest Fads From Planking and Teapotting To Owling and Bating."

Zac is so into Taylor that he was even wearing a shirt that read Taylor Swift May Be On Your iPod But She's In My iHeart.

After the concert Taylor and Zac were both interviewed in Swift's dressing room by Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. He asked Taylor how her vocal chords were holding up under the strain of her 78-city tour in 79 days.

She smiled as she took a bite of her Graham Cracker and remarked that her vocal chords were fine but that her fingers were kind of sore from all of her guitar playing.

Caruso then asked Zac how he felt sitting in the audience watching his girlfriend perform. Zac handed Taylor a pickle and replied that he enjoys it and has a lot of fun except when some one in the crowd calls him Mr. Gyllenhaal, or Mr. Lautner, or Mr. Mayer.

Zac handed Taylor a Pink Sno Ball as Caruso asked her if she had any plans for appearing in a movie. Swift ate the Pink Sno Ball in two bites and told Caruso that she had been approached about appearing in a movie about Dolly Parton called A Pair of Queens - The Dolly Parton Story.

Caruso asked her if she'd ever met Dolly before. Taylor took a bite from her Ben and Jerry Ice Cream Cone and said that she had met her two years ago at a Burger Mistress Restaurant in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Taylor giggled as she took a drink from her bottle of 7 Up and said, "Miss Dolly she up and hugged me wunst and I swear she darn near crushed me with her two award-winning hooters, I swear those things can sure nuff put da hurt on a skinny little ole girl like me."

Zac started laughing so hard he spilled Taylor's bowl of mixed nuts.

Caruso smiled and he asked Taylor if there was anything that she wanted to reveal to him of a personal nature. She smiled and asked if he was referring to her sudden found joy for wearing red, white, and blue string bikini thongs.

Caruso grinned and said no and he made a little crying sound like a baby would make.

Zac blushed. Taylor blushed and she said that if he was making reference to the story in that supermarket tabloid Just Saying that said that she was with child that the answer is no, no, and good gosh no.

Efron handed her a box of pretzels and started reading the latest copy of Rolling Stone Magazine.

In other news. TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that it will soon begin production on the latest James Bond motion picture titled, James Bond - Battling The Golden Gropers of Greece.

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