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Saturday, 1 October 2011

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Kate Gosselin showing exactly what it was that first attracted Steven Tyler to her. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler are the proud owners of the luxurious Puffy Taco Resort & Casino in Cabo San Lucas.

The two stars of American Idol recently celebrated the resort and casino's grand opening ceremonies which were attended by such noted dignitaries as Mexico's President Nacho Winslow and his lovely esposa (wife) Carmelita, and U.S. President Barack Obama and the "First Mama" Michelle Obama.

Other famous guests included Mick Jagger, who danced to Maroon 5's new hit song "Moves Like Jagger" with Michelle Obama and brand new couple George Clooney and Stacy Keibler who made out on the veranda as if they were teenagers underneath the high school football stadium bleachers.

Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts and Neil Young sat in a corner hitting a bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila while Paul McCartney sat nearby eating an order of Cheese Whiz stuffed jalapeno peppers that the locals call Los Toros Malos (The Bad Bulls).

Ryan Seacrest and his girlfriend Julianne Hough had left to return to Los Angeles but Steven Tyler and his girlfriend Kate Gosselin were still staying at the hotel and taking in some Baja California sunshine on an isolated portion of the beach.

A reporter for Mexico's Las Maracas News Agency, Laguna Vendetta spoke with Hollywood celebrity Heidi Montag who had flown down for the weekend.

Miss Vendetta asked her if she'd had any more surgeries lately. Montag said that she hadn't but was thinking of maybe going in to have some liposuction done on her tongue which for some reason had gotten a little fatter just within the past eight months.

Heidi was asked about the fresh rumor circulating throughout Cabo about a menage-a-trois between her, Steven Tyler, and Kate Gosselin. Montag blushed as she grinned and shyly held her hand to her mouth. She said that she had no idea where that rumor had come from.

She did express the fact that she'd had a nice quiet midnight dinner on the moonlit beach with "Lippy" and "KatGo" but was quick to add that although Tyler and Gosselin did get it on and entered into a lively game of Hide the Salami she was merely a voyeur.

Montag confided that Tyler did at one point ask her to join in with him and Kate "The Great" but that she had to deny the offer because she was as they say dealing with the dreaded red snapper.

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