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Friday, 30 September 2011

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Paris Hilton says she is thrilled to once again have a show so she can show America just how 'hot' she really is.

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just announced a new reality show named Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition.

The show is currently still in the early planning stages and will star celebrity socialite Paris Hilton and celebrity dysfunctionalite Lindsay Lohan.

Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo said that the show will deal with the premise that good looking celebrity starlets, singers, and models can look even better than what they already do with the help of professional hair stylists, make up artists, and pedicurists.

The show's creator and producer Darla Sharleen Fluttercheck, 29, is the former Queen of The 1999 Avocado Heights Avocado Dip Festival and Upskirt Exhibition so she certainly knows what looking good is all about.

DarShar, as she is known, pitched the show to network executives who asked her if she was sure that she could guarantee that Hilton and Lohan would show up on time to all of the shootings.

Fluttercheck assured the executives that she was sure and pointed out that she had taken out a $1 million insurance policy just to make doubly sure.

She added that the insurance premiums would be deducted from Hilton and Lohan's salary and that the two celebs would be providing their own clothes, shoes, make up, underwear, jewelry, and food items.

Fluttercheck said that she has hired noted hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue to be the shows official hair stylist. Fondue will be assisted by Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon, and world renowned pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach.

The show will be sponsored by Revlon, Summers Eve, Corona Light Beer, Midol, and Preparation H.

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