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Friday, 30 September 2011

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ENSENADA, Mexico - The entertainment publication Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reported that a highly reliable, inside, unnamed, source had informed them that Jennifer Lopez had been spotted down in Ensenada, Mexico with Will Smith.

The source told Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that although Lopez and Smith were both wearing bathing suits their actions seemed to suggest that they were either rehearsing a scene from a romantic beach movie or else they were simply just a little bit over enthusiastic in thanking each other for rubbing suntan lotion on each other.

When Miss Zeppelin asked the source for her name she replied in broken English that she would reveal it but only if she was paid the sum of 12,000 pesos [$893 U.S.].

Zeppelin said that she would have to call her home office and that she'd get back with her. In the meantime she asked her if there was anything else that she happened to see Lopez and Smith doing.

The mystery brunette, who was wearing a red peasant blouse and Daisy Duke shorts, replied that she did notice that the two celebrities were teapotting. Zeppelin started laughing and asked if she was sure.

She was assured that she was sure because she has seen couples teapotting before and this was without a doubt the epitome of the quintessential teapotting.

Miss Lopez, who has filed for divorce from Marc Anthony, was reached by Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and asked to verify the incident.

She remarked that not only did she not engage in the act of teapotting with Will Smith, who is separated from his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith, but that she was not even down in Ensenada, Mexico on the day that the alleged incident supposedly took place.

Lopez was asked where she was on that day and she angrily replied in her Bronxesque accent, "Ah dat's nunna jur friggin bitness okay?"

Hollywood Hor D'oeuvres will stay on top of the story and bring you any further teapotting developments should they come to a 'boil.'

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