Written by Jean Le Fete
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Topics: Music, ABBA, Swedish

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

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ABBA Fans Unhappy with BAAB!

ABBA, who recently changed its name to BAAB, has been receiving tons of hate mail regarding the change and impending record to be recorded in October.

Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, shook up their aging fans when they announced recently they were moving Agnetha and Anni-Frid to the middle and putting Bjorn and Benny on the outside of their internationally acclaimed band.

"I don't know what the big fuss is about," said Agnetha, "Our fans don't like two syllable words so we changed it to one syllable."

"Besides," continued Anni-Frid, "The only choice was BAAB, the other options were BA-BA or AB-AB! We either sound like a sheep or a fördöma (damn)exercise video!"

BAAB,which the group is pronouncing like Bob, says their decision is final

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