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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

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Madonna Meets The Press In Toronto

Toronto, Canada-- Madonna met with the press yesterday regarding a new movie she directed. The 'Menopausal Girl' looked haggard and tired as she tried to defend her creation. After making her opening statement to the press, a reporter from theSpoof.com shouted out a question to the starlet.

"Ms. Merkel, what are you doing in Toronto?? What are you going to do about the Grecian debt situation??" asked the weird-looking reporter.

Madonna seemed puzzled by the question. An aide ran up to her and whispered in her ear for about a minute before Madonna responded.

"What's a Merkel?? What's a Grecian??" she replied with a confused look on her wrinkly face.

Years of over-indulgence and constant, mindless sex have taken a toll on Madonna. All the botox in the world can only do so much. Even the most skilled plastic surgeon can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. Madonna ran away from the press conference in tears after only a few more questions.

Angela Merkel heard about the disastrous press conference at her office in Berlin, and wanted to give a statement to the press.

"Please don't ever compare me to that old whore again." she said.

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