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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

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Viva Las Vegas

HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas.

In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-starred with Ann-Margret in the song and dance story about life in Sin City. It was obvious to most that there was a high-octane screen chemistry between Elvis and Ann.

To save money and avoid any on-stage personality conflicts during the remake, Chaz Bono will play the part of an older and somewhat dissipated Elvis. Not to waste any body parts, Chaz's old vagina, that she traded in for a penis about six years ago, will play Ann-Margret's role.

Born Chastity Bono on March 3, 1969, she was the only child of Sonny and Cher. Now renamed Chaz Salvatore Bono, she underwent female to male gender transition when she was 39.

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