Steve Jobs is sick of being labeled a geek,so he resigned as CEO of Apple and turned in his keys to the Oracle that told him to create all the products that made Apple a market force for stuff consumers didn't know they needed.
The new CEO of Apple, Tim Cook, took the keys and thanked Jobs for making it okay for geeks to leave their house and in the process make those geeks even more pretenious than before.
When asked what he was going do on Monday? "I am going to go buy some clothes that don't make me look like such a geek. That is what I am going to do, but first I will consult my new Big Brother phone to tell me where to go to find such clothes.
"I have a feeling that it isn't going to be cheap to buy clothes that have color in them."
Steve Jobs didn't say what else he would do to change his geeky image, but source have said Jobs wants to get out of Nerdville and maybe move to Phoenix, Arizona.