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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

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HuffPoo Stock Heads Deeper into the Toilet Thanks to Arianna!

The AOL/ HuffPoo hookup is beginning to look more and more like a wet dream than an ideal love story with a happy ending between two enhanced profiles who meet on the internet
and then wind up screwing each other to death when they find out the truth.

Read: Anthony Weiner meets Lady Gaga. It doesn't go well!

The stock is down to $17.62 from it's high of $27.65, even worse than the Government Motors (GM) IPO that's really pissing the Chinese Investors off.

Arianna Huffington walked away with $315M off the backs of naive internet scribblers, who were thrilled to have their adolescent treatises published on the liberal internet rag without earning a dime.

One of the first things Arianna did was purge hundreds of legitimate working journalists from the AOL payroll as her imperialistic reign as editor in chief kicked in, and began to change the face of AOL.

A recent headline splashed across the masthead screamed: 'DO MEN FAKE ORGASM?'

Those that do, the article suggested, should masturbate more to get 'in touch with themselves and learn what turns them on."

A spokesman for HuffPoo denies that the article was an opinion piece written by Arianna herself, despite her earlier marriage difficulties.

Shortly after her marriage collapsed and led to divorce, her husband came out of the closet to declare "after living with Arianna I've learned one thing , you can only jack off so much before you realize , I just wasn't into her, not that she noticed!"

Chris Matthews, commenting on his show about the story, couldn't even muster his usual bluster saying, "God knows I tried. The fact is, the harder I concentrated on imagining myself being intimate with Arianna, not only couldn't I get it up, I couldn't even get a tingle up my leg!"

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