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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

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Frying tonight! The mushroom cloud burger's a red hot winner

New York - The iconic Downtown delicatessen's latest treat was released today in tandem with the eatery's 'Crowbar' installer.

This loads up the server with juicy condiments 'such as the spicy Crowbar sauce'(sic) the deli's CEO announced this morning.

Shaped a bit like a mushroom cloud the 100% beef half-pounder comes with an in-yer-face user - technical jargon for paper napkin - to mop up any free-floating sauce spillovers.

Today's launch sees the Manhattan foodie heaven up the ante in the current competition round.

Marketing is being carried out under a Patchy-2 licence which grants usage permits for the fabled Cackspace mushroom cloud builder - an automated bit of burger/salad/gherkin/mayo construction kit.

The $4.99 burger is being produced using revamped cooking techniques powered by the Chef server.

A vegan version may be available by next January.

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