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Monday, 11 July 2011

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Johnson's girlfriend during an orgasm app orgasm

San Jose, CA - Need an orgasm? There's now an app for that. Jeremy Johnson, 25, computer software writer, was talked into writing an orgasm app after years of his girlfriend complaining about his lack of being able to please her as much as she would like.

"In all fairness," Johnson states, "I'm out of town on business a lot."

The new app, specifically designed for women, will be able to please the user consistently. It has a washing machine setting as well as a showerhead setting that, according to user reviews, provides extreme and intense pleasure time and time again. Additionally, it also has a multiple orgasm setting that, according to Johnson, sends his girlfriend into fits of pure ecstasy.

After the success Johnson has seen with his app within the i-Phone market, he is currently developing a version for Android users as well. If both versions go well, he will get to work on the Extreme Orgasm app that will be available for a one-time fee of $4.95.

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