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Saturday, 4 June 2011

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Steve Blows Jobs

Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3.

The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at home as Apple loses traction and slides away.

Hard hitting Ballmer who's dirty Jobs has has come under critisism in recent weeks due to public perception successful Microsoft has failed to provide the innovation the "we" expect is believed to be wanting to launch a new PARADIGM which could leave "US" customers opting for YUMMY MANGO over boring apples, swallow, Yum Yum Yummy are you still hungry; burp, Pear.

Whilst no one recently has suggested that Steve Ballmer slept with Paris Hilton or Lady Gaga, SHE DID, recently promote the Windows Phone 7 platform.

Insiders agree the recent friendship between Ballmer and Harmonix CEO Alex Rigopulos of Rock Band / Dance Central f/game could scuttle the second hand game market netting hundreds of billions to the pair. Both Microsoft and Harmonix stock is expected to rise at least 23% over the next week as investors aquire the taste before Ballmers blows Jobs and Apple completely away leaving a tart flavour quark.

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