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Wednesday, 1 June 2011

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News Corporation newspaper The Mercury reports that six hundred year old crime boss Jabba the Hut (aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure) is to sue News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch.

In a case that is sure to set a legal precedent the crime lord of assassins, bounty hunters and smugglers claims that the former Australian citizen and Fox Network boss has engaged in identity theft and impugned his character. He is tired of being mistaken for Rupert Murdoch.

The Fox Network refused not to comment at length today. Commentators talked over the legal experts consulted on the Fox News flagship program The Right Wing.

Buck Trash, longterm residents of the KKK trailer home and American patriot yelled that he and others were ready to fight for home grown American heros like Mr Murdoch. A man known only as Bruce said that he would fight to keep him out of Australia.

News Corp papers worldwide appeared to be in damage control and damaged the credibility of their journalism even further today.

But just how worried should Rupert Murdoch be? Gold digging partners and paid friends close to the fossilized CEO say that a slug like alien is the least of Rupert's problems. An anonymous source was cited as saying "with friends like us who needs enemas?"

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