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Sunday, 29 May 2011

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Nottingham Scenario available shortly

Multi-National company Zim-Sity, are to produce a Nottingham scenario for their new Zim-Sity Simulation Game, due for release later this year.

N Erdmann, Sim-Sity's senior developer quoted: "We realised that Nottingham has the fastest growing unemployed level in the country, and saw an opening to increase sales to those with the time to play the game. I feel sure the new more accurate representations of life in Nottingham will find the people of this City responsive to the new scenario which will be available soon."

He explained further; "We will be incorporating more community buildings, Probation Offices, Charity Shops, Banks, Bankrupt retail outlets, Pawnbrokers, boarded up shops, Car parking meters, Law Firms, Job-Centres, Busker zones, and Drug Treatment Centres. along with a reduction in Police Stations, Libraries, Council Housing, and Schools, to reflect a more accurate depiction of the City. We will also be creating a City-Centre zone, with public transport, emergency vehicles, empty retail units, car parking attendants, all under heavy clouds.

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