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Sunday, 29 May 2011

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The TS457 mounted on a TT8773Q in the field

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - Luckheed Martian Corp has been hit by a cyberspace attack, confidential sources said on Sunday.

Sources said the Defense Department had offered to help gauge the scope of the "cyberspace attack."

It became clear what kind of data was stolen by the hackers. Military networks contain sensitive data on arms that are under development as well as technology used by U.S. forces around the world.

The TS457E plans were stolen Saturday. The TS457E, otherwise known as the $20,000.00 toilet seat, played an instrumental role around the world, but will now loose its strategic advantage, according to the sources.

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