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Thursday, 26 May 2011

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Las Vegas (AP) Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates has indicated disgruntled parent Ivan Beenrippedoff is to replace failed actor Steve Ballmer as CEO of Microsoft.

Ivan Beenrippedoff made headlines earlier in the week after requesting $190 million (Australian) in compensation after Microsoft were caught red handed socially engineering his 6 yr old son to keep pressing the green button whilst they debited his Credit Card.

Steve Ballmer was likened to Fagin in Oliver Twist.

Fund Manager and major shareholder David Einhorn has since attempted to defend Ballmer offering he is more like Charlie Brown.

Ballmer is expected to step down next week.

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