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Sunday, 16 October 2005

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This Is Going To Be Your Car

Cadillac, Michigan---General Motors is planning to make and sell the car of the future now meaning Today. It is a full featured spiffed up, spit and polish model with shiny gold hub caps and tinted glass visors for those who love the concept of totally living in their car.


The convenience of being able to eat, sleep and live on the road, all in one compact vehicle. Think about it.


The new model called the home plate special is easy on the eyes, the mind, being fully automated, the back, having softly padded deep pocketed seating, meets the budget, meaning the price is right and it fills the bill. It is also easy on the ego since it is pretty much everything anyone could have hoped for in an American made car.


For calming the munchies after a long day on the road, GM's new car will feature a mini-fridge, microwave, automatic waste disposal unit, dishwasher, fully stocked bar and full featured sink serving ice at the snap of your fingers.


For the weary, there is a bed room with wide screen tv, fully loaded stereo and high speed internet connection and sound deadening insulation all around. The outside world can be locked out with the flip of a switch on the dashboard that controls dual blinders on either side of the back seat.


Generous bathroom facilities are conveniently located in the rear. An optional hot tub can be purchased from an authorized GM dealer of the future near you.


Rough terrain? No problem. The home plate is specially designed to sail over water, float through the air with the greatest of ease and navigate urban congestion without a hitch. When it is time to park, just fold it up and put it in your pocket. It's that simple.


For those with rowdy kids, an add on romper room attachment is available for a slight additional charge with or without nanny services.


For those whose have 24/7 driving needs, there is auto steering, gps guidance and an easy to master remote control system that truly leaves the driving at your fingertips.


So step up to the plate and buy a GM car, keeping in mind that GM has the car for your future NOW.

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