Surprising news today when the National Union of Non-labourers (NUN) disbanded. The group represents the interests of a wide variety of middle-class professions.
The union's leader, Mr Bob Shaft, explained. "We feel that there is nothing left for us to fight for. We have cushy jobs with reasonable pay and good working conditions. If we lose our jobs there are ok severance packages, and we have a guaranteed minimum number of holidays per year."
"So we've decided that there's no point in us hassling our employers any more. Yes, we could keep nagging them for more money and more holidays, but where does it end? Let's just accept we have it good and there's no need for us to ask for any more."