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Thursday, 31 March 2011

Hamburg, DE - An informal survey suggests that bankers earn more than nurses. Even the best nurses earn significantly less than a top banker on Wall Street.

"This seems unfair" comments Laura E., night nurse at the Betsy F. Memorial Hospital in Lynchburg, NY.

World-renowned behavioral psychologist Sigmund Leid explains this stunning difference as follows: "Top bankers tend to have much bigger egos than top nurses. They simply would not work for that sort of money."

Anthropologist R. Smith from Idaho University points out: "The invention of banks in medieval and early Renaissance Italy has been a defining moment in human development. Street crime has dropped by almost twenty percent ever since."

Finance under-secretary Michael Gold made the following statement when pressed hard on the issue: "First of all, my party has received very little campaign support from nurses." Later, he also admitted that he is definitely not planning to become a nurse once he is elected out of office.

Nobel-price winning economist Christopher Kriegman explains: "Without banks there would not be money. And without money there would not be jobs. Without a job one clearly can not afford health insurance."

Investment banker Donald D. adds: "I deserve it."

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