Written by Jaggedone
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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

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Perfect W**mart candidate for management, a real gender bender!

The world's biggest supermarket chain, W**mart, is being sued by some of its female employees because of sexual discrimination and "gender bending"!

It seems that W**mart prefers 1st: hetero males; 2nd: gay men, 3rd: transvestites 4th: lesbians, 5th: And right at the bottom of the pile, hetero women whilst searching for candidates for promotion.

Several mums who have spent their working lives at the giant supermarket feel they are being passed over firstly by less experienced hetero/gay men, lesbians and even transvestites.

Enough is enough and now the women are suing them, one of the women involved gave the following interview to Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) reporters, Marks Woolies-Spencers, here his report:

"We are being discriminated against because W**mart don't like heterosexual women, they prefer any type of man, gays, tranvestites or even lesbians because they can't have babies and then demand time off, now we're going to sue the crap out of them!"

W**mart deny any form of "gender bending" discriminations, but do admit to enjoying all spicy varieties of life as long as they can't get pregnant!

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