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Monday, 28 March 2011

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Leeds fans love these, but really hate United!

It seems that Manchester United PLC are the most hated company in the UK and Sir Alex Ferguson the most hated manager.

Even such renowned "blood-sucking" companies such as Ryanair, British Gas, McDonalds and the corrupt banks failed to reach the levels of hate Man U achieve.

Sir Alex, chewing his usual gum, Wrigleys, was unperturbed as he heard the news especially when the very unbiased company conducting the survey divulged where the results had mainly come from.

They decided in their wisdom to go to Liverpool, Leeds, Newcastle and North London, in the vicinity of Arsenal FC to conduct their survey. The results are not surprising as anyone knows the "sheepshagging" Leeds fans detest United, "Geordy penquin shaggers" no doubt too, Scousers even more and Arsenal fans, weeeeeeeeeeell!

There was a also a slight doubt about Ryanair achieving second place because Leeds fans certainly love everything cheap and nasty, Liverpool fans are mostly of Irish descent? And as for Arsenal & Newcastle fans, they just love trash anyway?

Maybe the company of surveyors would have got a much more unbiased result if they had held their survey in Bradford, Indians and Pakistani's just love United, sure!

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